Friday, October 30, 2009

1st grade humor

I am in my first year of teaching 1st grade. My day is busy from the minute I get to school until the time I go home. They keep me on my toes. However, they also keep me smiling. There are three days I consider the most chaotic days of the year: Halloween party day, the day before Christmas break and the last day of the school year. Today was the first of the three. As crazy as it was, it was also so cute. Here are some jokes I was told:

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music? Rap

What did the ghost tell his wife? You look booooootiful

What do you get when the Easter bunny comes at Halloween? A Hoppy Halloween

What's a ghost's favorite sandwich? Boo-loney

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